Matt Duffy

"Don't step on the land mines."

"This is the smallest pizza hut I've ever seen. Make sure you don't try to throw a party with ALL your friends."

"Don't breathe on the east side. The feed yards are a bit overwhelming. I also suggest learning to speak Spanish before visiting."

"It's a trick. There are no naked bishes here.... Just a bunch of random dudes sitting in a circle around a cookie."