matt clark

"Open the front door slowly when you come in otherwise the cat will try to sneak out"

"you can actually get service down here"

"I wouldn't pet jack if I were you"

"Wendy has really offensive music so bring your own playlist"

"apparently the line to get on the bus doesn't actually start at the Washington deluxe sign. make sure you line up in front of the manhattan building or talk to your fellow travelers before you queue"

"aunt Susie makes dinner for all every night, stop by for some free grub"