Marianne Koss

"Don't rob this house or you will be attacked by my husbands "Wolverine toe nails"."

"Keep your eyes peeled for black jujees. Somehow they end up everywhere: drinking glass, candle holders, all over the counters, beware."

"Don't go in the bathroom after John Koss has gone in for an extended period of time."

"Cobb salad... So good :)"

"Use the bathroom before you leave your house :)"