Nick

"The calamari is the best we've ever had. Share it with up to 4 people, or even more if you are getting it as an appetizer."

"This place is horrible. The security guards go through your stuff when you aren't around, they charge you a 50% fee to check out early and the sell leftovers from Holiday Inn at a buffet for $12."

"Try my tip, its the best!"

"The return place is 6 miles from the airport, but if you are here, you figured that out by now. Good luck catching your flight."

"Chug a beer, do a lap in the pool."

"Pigs eat at Steak n Shake."