Delicious McCune

"Yo, they got C-gars. Why don't you sprout a pair and get one."

"Don't try to match or wear anything that the staff (secretly) disapproves of. If you do you'll have burrito shaped human things after you. The smell and facial hair alone will be enough to sway you."

"Gotta tell ya, if you want a hella delizious bacon cheeseburger round 4 am that is worth way more than it's salt, you get it here. Period."

"Before ten yet another place in Toledo with deliciously mature ladies."

"So many deliciously mature womens up in here."

"Why don't you just nut up and get the Edo Chirashi you zenophobe"