Michael Hill

"Bring a towel so you can use the rain shower! Awesome!!"

"Fast for 8 days before coming to eat a Thurman Burger, so you can eat it all and not feel like a fat piece of shit"

"Don't get your bottled soda from the store front, order it inside; frosted mug, bigger bottle, same price."

"If ever possible, do everything online with tech support, mail your phone in, they're way less stringent on warranty."

"Get a cookies n cream milkshake!!!"

"if they forget to say' what'll ya have', tell them they owe you a free frosted orange, pisses them off so much it's hilarious!"