lisa cunningham

"make sure you walk upstairs to the second floor for the jazz museum"

"the blackened tilapia is amazing. make sure you also get the fish stew! skip the flavorless rice and beans, get the lumpy mashed potatoes instead."

"any given sundae > cold stone creamery"

"bring quarters for the tabletop jukebox, bring cash for the bill, and whatever you do, don't get the sausage."

"don't make eye contact with the people selling beer-shaped candles in the lobby"

"shut up, lock"