Sam Sales

"Don't be that guy who take up an entire bench for a nap. Nobody likes that guy."

"Beware the fire alarms- smokers will set them off several times a week at least."

"Ever feel like a misfit? Like disco music? No dancing ability? This bar was made for you."

"The chocolate ale actually tastes of chocolate. Not sure if this is right or not."

"Service is lovely if you're a regular, though staff could use a bit more knowledge. Pity they don't have a retro section anymore though."

"Don't bother with the food van, wait for the bloomers bakery woman to come by. Much better food at half the price!"