Gordon Brown

"The toilet is best avoided unless you're really desperate - it obviously doesn't get much cleaning or maintenance."

"Bring insect repellent: lots of midges, especially around dusk"

"This branch is generally quieter than others nearby, especially mid-afternoon, and just a minute or two from Oxford Street"

"Seating is available upstairs if you want to eat-in."

"If you want to pay cash, or use a coffee loyalty card, head towards the collection counter and turn right for the tills."

"Town centre is walking distance along the canal towpath"