Ciaran Oliver

"Well it's annoying because it's slightly further than you think, so you should add a minute to avoid the slightly out of breath look. So last season."

"There is a golf course adjoining. So feel free to shout "fore!" when your on the platform."

"Try shopping elsewhere. A small store lacking in scope and depth. Poor show."

"Great garage, honest advice. John Podd runs the place and is a pleasure to do business with."

"Two lychee for a tenner should ring all your alarm bells."

"Still a toss up between here and the oak. Bar man called me 'mate' 5 times in one transaction, do I get a free drink?"