Kelly D'Alessandro

"Beware of "jen" who sprints with her hands in her pockets. She'll trip you."

"Michele Gallelli is the best. All perfection!"

"Don't go in the spiky haired dudes lane. He doesn't clean your windshield because his lazy ass is sitting in a chair smoking while you're waiting for him to finish"

"Don't come here if you're over 25 years old unless you like the young ones"

"Best manicure by lovely Julie!"