Kelli Shives

"If you order the Gringa and they give you the Gringo, it's okay, it's just as excellent."

"The Mashcraft IPA is great, even if you're not into IPAs. And you can order in or bring in food here, which is cool, but they have some food selections just in case."

"So many cute doggies and the best hush pups and grub and dark and stormy slushies...so little time."

"The egg sandwich is great...if you add a bunch of hot sauce on it. I bet Mario and Luigi like this place... Denim-denim-denim..."

"Food is meh, booze is better! The Dewar's Smash is refreshingly devine, and smashing!"

"It's Martian Happy Hour at the Revenge From Mars pinball machine!"