Kelly Karnetsky

"Tip the door man for a complimentary hand job."

"This place had some blown up toilets. It looked like four people decided to shit in the same toilet without flushing."

"Guys are dicks. I needed a valve stem. The guy answered the phone while I was taking without saying anything. Then they said I had to replace the entire tire sensor. I left..."

"Get the Aspen III and the Mikey roll!"

"Since February 2010 theater 7 has bad audio and a big dark strip down the screen. I've complained but they haven't fixed it yet, just FYI."