Tim Keebortz

"The kindergarten class here is second to none!"

"The campground host is very friendly. If there is a blank ticket on a campsite that means someone is trying to hold it without paying for it. Go ahead and claim it."

"Sit high in the grandstands for the best view and the least dirt."

"Don't pass over the Jalapeño dishes."

"Simple, efficient, fair price, nice friendly staff. No Pets!"

"You can feel your arteries clogging bit in taste soo good doing it."