Kathy Akrigg

"Was better when Esquires. Staff friendly but tables filthy and not cleared up. Looks a tip."

"Dont book rafter tickets unless you have more safety gear than Pink had for her acrobatics lol!"

"Bitey dog loose Eshott Court. JRT cross ginger and white long hair. Beware."

"Watch out for Chuck Norris goose. Slightly grizzlier looking than the others and very bold. Sneaks up on you to mug you for bread and then honk ungratefully. My favourite of all the fowl!"

"You know a good rock bar when you can't tell which bog you've stumbled into from who's applying makeup in the mirror!"

"Need to pretend to be a goth/rocker/insert new term for teenage rebel here? Hang out here and vomit next to the benches after too much Frosty Jacks. Leave it to the professionals kids!"