Joshua Hackman

"It's an enchanted place full of fun and excitement. Don't forget to pet the gorilla before you leave."

"Bring a gun. It's not nice after dark"

"It's a lovely piece of history with a dark past."

"Dangerous place. There is a gorilla that freely roams the property."

"Best hair cut in town! Skip the chains and stop by an old school barber shop!"

"Try the pollo saltado!"