J Mapes

"Ask for the section without the crying baby. It's to die for!"

"The hippie chicks in the deli section always cut my cheese."

"Cmon! Doozy!!?? More like Snoozie. My two hour reservation turned into six hours!! Nice old man but be prepared with a cell phone charger."

"Ask them to fill up your Yahtzee cup with your frozen liquor drink. Nothing like an alcoholic on the go."

"Oh, the coffees are fantastic! They make you shitlatte."

"Whoa. This place is as small as a small green truck. I ate so much my waitress said "behind you" the whole entire 25 minutes I was eating."