J.J. Despain

"Not totally G-rated, deceptively. Probably more mature than a Spencer's Gifts."

"The trails here are much better for mountain bikes than they are for joggers."

"Can't park at the bingo place unless you're there to play bingo. So try the Planet Fitness or Hobby Lobby."

"If you need to fill up your tires, they have an automatic air pump for free, on the eastern end of the parking lot."

"I had the honey cashew beef, and loved it."

"Buses come every half hour on the :10 and :40, except at night and only every hour in the middle of the day. Check http://www.ebongo.org, Stop #7262, to make sure."