Jonathan Weiss

"Watch out for the goose shit!"

"Awesome burger at the lobby bar."

"Easily the coolest bar within earshot of the Cross County Parkway."

"They need to install shelves above the urinals. There's no place to put your fancy stein when you're taking a piss."

"The cell service really sucks here."

"Denim Therapy did a great job fixing the crotch in my pair of Sevens. Price was $21, about twice the cost to get them patched at a typical dry cleaners, but they did nice job matching the color."