Jonathan Kang

"Owner's a dick who needs to learn some manners."

"Now being used to train aspiring financial consultant types very late on the bandwagon."

"If you're here on weekday mornings around 8am, watch out for an old bloke on a red bicycle. He's hit me once and still insists on cycling outside the shopping centre. Hurl a lil' abuse will ya?"

"Peach smoothie's v good."

"Lots of good food and healthy juices. Nice people and a room that make it hard to wake up in the morning. Stonehenge downstairs."