Jonah Versman

"As the mayor of Gaybrahams, I command you to get funkyyyyyy!!"

"Buy a soda, the coca-cola freestyle soda machine is most advanced I've ever used, I've never had so much fun with liquid."

"Don't go down the big slide if you're over 100 pounds, there's a bump in the center that launches you in air, and hurts your butt a lot on landing."