John The Bastard

"This is my favorite garden at the Huntington."

"The savory crepes are huge, but bland. Pretty much the opposite of what I want from a crepe."

"The worst Mai Tai I’ve ever had."

"If your croissant isn’t flakey, is it even a croissant?"

"Forgot I came here 3 years ago and hated it. This time the rogan josh was inedibly salty. Worst curry I’ve ever had."

"Eat outside if the weather permits. Noise level in the dining room gets above 85 decibels—loud enough to cause hearing damage."