John Schrom

"There's a self checkout machine near the hallway door where you can checkout all your trashy romcoms without fear of judgement!"

"Best po boys in nawlins. They have a veggie burger po boy, which is pretty good particularly with Louisiana hot sauce."

"Hint: there's generally no host, and any line that forms is due to incompetent tourists who can't find a seat."

"For ~$100, you can feed and play with penguins. Turns out they chase laser pointers like cats. Worth every penny."

"Common scams: "I can tell you where you got those shoes." (Where you're standing = New Orleans), "I can tell you how many letters in your last name" (your last name = 12)."

"It baffles me how a concert venue on Lake Superior wouldn't have a coat check."