Jer-z Jay

"If u r lookin 4 a meal dat will destroy u than da Kanak Attack is where it's at! The Fried Rice Loco Moco is da bomb!! I can guarantee u will need a long walk or a nap after either! Most likely a nap!"

"Very very private location. You can only get in by personal invite. Get to know the owner and you might get an invite! But who's the owner??? ;-)"

"Beware this squirrel is hood. If you don't give him what he wants he will chase you down! So be sure to have some dried mango! He really likes it!"

"Get a half chicken and slip into a food coma after cleaning the bones!! Best rotisserie chicken in the Lynnwood area!!"

"I highly recommend the carne asada!!!"

"Look for the fat squirrel by the dumpster. Make some squirrel noises & shake a bag of chips. His name is Skrillex, he will take a chip from your hand & if you are quick you may be able to pet him! LOL"