Jen Tam

"no ordering through the drivethru if you're on a bike or on drugs"

"An adorable three legged tuxedo cat lives upstairs. Sometimes I just want to sneak a tiny bowtie into him."

"The little green candies taste awesome."

"Call first if you're looking for energy assistance."

"Stachey is the nicest cat, but Tiger/Fluffy has the softest fur."

"the lady and the pig!! try the betel-wrapped homemade sausage."