Jennifer Lockard Begley

"Turn the lights off when you leave a room, dammit"

"Alternate between stand up and lay down beds for no white crease lines...if ya know what i mean."

"Beware of killer cats"

"Be sure to fill up at marathon gas station"

"Bring your walking shoes.... this mall is huge... my feet are sore. Not a mall for high heels."

"Nighty night, sleep tight! Very nice staff, clean rooms, at a great price!"