Jaki Portolese

"Although it houses a friend of mine, the Beeson House is actually the house the mayor of Edmonds build in the early 1900s for him and his fambly. So I guess this makes me Mayor Beeson himself, huh."

"If you participate in quarterly evaluations, you'll make me very happy! and your teachers too. :)"

"In all my drunkenness, I honestly look forward to Monster Dogs at the end of the night each time I go out to play on the hill. Extra, extra, extra cream cheese! Don't forget to leave Mustafa a tip!"

"Locally-renowned by younglings as a ratty biker bar, the Tuesday crowd while Ryan is bartending can be a total hoot. And let us not forget the titty touch screen games for a quick buck."

"If Sean of the Dead were real life, then Cha Cha Lounge would be the Winchester. I think if I would have had a Foursquare account since I started going here, I would have broken the check-in meter."