Maezy Hustle

"Large portions, good prices, great food! Not too many vegetarian sushi options listed on their menu, though."

"Moldy pet treats, missing pieces from kitchenware boxes, endless lines and unfriendly employees. Just go to Target. Really."

"Dem fries. 'nuff said."

"Don't smile at the waiting room staff. That's how they steal your soul and use it to nourish their bad attitudes."

"The margherita pizza is AMAZING!"