Ian Maddox

"If you're going via Alaska, you can always fly standby between here and Seattle or Portland."

"Anthony's: Go there if you want a hint of good Seattle seafood. Avoid it if you're in any sort of hurry."

"Come during low tide for some of the best tide pools outside of West Seattle."

"Kiss the dog for good luck!"

"Bring your own Cheerios!"

"Rumor has it there's a creature living under the back porch... Watch your ankles!"