DeMarlo Shavers

"CHEESE CURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS"

"Do NOT bring shirts from Express here. Their shirt press destroys several buttons at a time and the shirts come out with wrinkles. If I wanted to destroy my shirts I'd do it for free at home."

"Sierra Turkey, regular lettuce, no field greens, no onions! Heaven!"

"Charging station plugs at the payphones in baggage claim are loose, but they do charge"

"AT&T wifi didn't work for me :("

"If you're an even mildly attractive guy and come often, the women all flirt with you and give you discounts."