Matt Ochoa

"Does not have a bathroom for dolphins."

"A breath of fresh air compared to the lazy asses at Home Depot. Make sure you ask for Bobby."

"Caution: You may fall mouth first into alcohol."

"Try out the Rouge Hazelnut Brown Nectar. Life changing."

"The habanero challenge is brutal. Buy an ice-cream sandwich and pray to whatever deity you deem fit."

"Support your local business! Have a maximator!"