Matt Houchin

"Just like Central Park in New York City. Only better!"

"Make sure to wear pants. Pretty annoying to have to walk back to your car and put them on."

"Check-in special!!"

"Don't come when the family that came when I was here comes. They have a ton of shitty, obnoxious kids who are loud and run all over the restaurant."

"This airport blows hard."

"The Rolling Stones pinball game is 75 cents but it is worth every penny."