Greg Crabb

"If you don't have a bike, don't get on the bike car. Simple."

"There's not a cliff on the other side. You can keep driving without using your breaks."

"If you get a pork burrito, ask for mango salsa inside, instead of a sauce. Then smother it with your favorite sauce!"

"Order strawberry lemonade and ask for sugar around the rim. Yum!!"