Grahame Robertson

"Cute cub behind the till :)"

"On the trip from driver to seat this morning I passed a toothless burly woman drinking a can of lager. With a straw. It's the little touches that make every 219 journey an adventure."

"I've been sat here with the walking dead since last Tuesday..."

"Need to be somewhere for an urgent appointment and left in plenty of time to catch the 219 (after all there's a 219 every 10 minutes)? Forget it mate, it's never gonna turn up. I'd walk if I were you"

"Fellow passenger. Don't budge... not even a millimetre when I sit next to you on this overcrowded bus. Force me to hang by the hairs of my left bum cheek on the seat for the entire journey. You cock."

"Hello 219. Finally decided to fucking turn up then."