Dexter Bustarde

"Got our drinks and the Monopoly pieces had already been pulled. Some employee trying for early retirement I guess."

"Black Bottom Betty was soooooo much better with the previous recipe. They use a different frosting or something now. Not nearly as good as it used to be. Try something else."

"Several options for Doritos."

"May as well have been called Lake View or River View or Something You Don't Have a View of View."

"Every time I've come here I've been greeted at the door so......."

"Crazy birds just stare at your food crazily."