John Cooke

"Bacon and egg burgers are great :)"

"Home away from home of Kevin Bloody Wilson."

"Don't bother trying to keep the sparrows from nesting in the toilet, just roll with it!"

"If you're buying cold drinks, don't get it from the lower level coffee outlet, check out the vending machines - Powerades $1.20 cheaper!"

"Get here mid to late afternoon to pick up a bag of bakery bargains for just $2.50"