Eric Havrizzle

"There is nothing glorifying about this damn place! I guess if you are gonna "come" here, ask for Tym."

"My friend Bob Dole took a class here on giving a wicked awesome wristy. Thank you bill bixby, I'll never have trouble sleeping again!"

"Loved, just absolutely LOVVVVED the meat stick from here. They it with the white cream sauce"

"FREE BEER FRIDAYS! its the bee's knees"

"I done lost my Meth pipe! Ya'll gots one I can borrow?"

"we make everyone else look like droopy eyed children over here! party like its 1999"