Orlando 2013

Dustin: Waaaaay too sweet for anyone over 14 years old.

Dustin: Badly dated

Dustin: Fun! And Brendan Fraser had a cameo at the end!

Dustin: Took so much care in getting details right (out of Bort name tags! 0:00 wait at Hall of Secretaries of the Interior!)

Dustin: Made me laugh out loud

Dustin: Duff beer isn't bad!

Dustin: I can see why this was a huge thing in 1993, but really, we should be ready to move on. Replace it with The Fast & The Furious: The Ride.

Dustin: What a big ship.

Dustin: See the flame trench at LC-39A, the pad that launched like half of all of the important US rockets.

Dustin: I take it back, *this* is a big ship.

Dustin: Is this ride a metaphor for death? I don't think Br'er Rabbit makes it through the drop.

Dustin: Bactrian camels aren't endemic to Arabia.

Dustin: The reason you flew into Orlando.

Dustin: You'll be out of the sun, and sitting, and that's not bad.

Dustin: This is way more fun than I remember. And the A/C is so refreshing!

Dustin: Too. Many. People.

Dustin: Bring headphones and you won't get the song stuck in your head.

Dustin: Haunted, dusty, and centrally air conditioned. If the schools are okay, we'll take it.

Dustin: Completely unfamiliar with the story, but the construction of the treehouse is impressive.

Dustin: A fun little coaster.

Dustin: Long, long wait that lets be psych myself up too much for what it was. The droppiness was a little scary, but not that much fun.

Dustin: Lots of fun. 3-D effect at the end was very convincing.

Dustin: Indoor invert-and-corkscrew coaster with a very fast launch

Dustin: Had a really good chocolate malted shake, and fried chicken. No wonder this generation has heart problems.

Dustin: Oops we forgot the internet!

Dustin: Long, air-conditioned wait. Ended up designing one of the 5 best handling cars of the day, by accident.

Dustin: Without the spinning, plenty of low-impact fun. This would probably be really cool with the g-forces. Too bad I'm a wuss.

Dustin: Three Caballeros boat ride, for the air conditioning.

Dustin: Get a beer and a pretzel. Suddenly, Disney World isn't so bad.

Dustin: Fun! Should be paid for by the California Tourism Board.

Dustin: See the greenhouse and hydroponics. They do integrated pest management, apparently.

Dustin: Too much Figment, not enough Eric Idle.

Dustin: At least the manatees were entertaining.

Dustin: Watch the 360º tour movie w/Martin Short!

Dustin: The Maelstrom: More like snoreway.