"Here's your one free tip: if you see me at the table, walk the fuck away. That way you have a chance of keeping your money. Otherwise, let's have some of that retirement and pension money u brought."
"These people really love to enforce a "no photography whatsoever on the 6th floor" policy.Which of course is bullshit so ignored it completely and snapped all the photos I wanted. I advise u 2 do also"
"Good pool tables, shitty cues, convenient 2nd bar to serve billiard players and lovely, overpowering musk of Weed at the entrance. STINGS THE NOSTRILS!"