Blair Kirkland

"Great pizza!"

"Very extensive draught beer selection, impressive!"

"Probably the best IT department in the world operates out of here. DJ Kebab is a world leader in his field."

"Don't forget to say hello to the pub goat who is chained up outside the front evenings and weekends!"

"Lovely spot overlooking the river mouth as it joins the ocean. Proprietor is quite the character! On draught is 'Green' Guinness, 'Unleaded' Smithwicks or 'Diet' Harp!"

"Ask for Linda, she rocks!"