Brendan Brown

"At lunch there is no à la carte menu."

"Camel burger or just when you're feeling weary and crave a warm, inviting atmosphere."

"Best burgers in town. Order some fries to behold the neat stands they come in."

"Try their plushy booth seats."

"Have a burger lunch in the grand greasy spoon tradition, settle your bill, and then put 'Baby One More Time' on the jukebox and make a hasty exit."

"Request an order of 'Erotic Rolls' confidently and looking directly at the server with a straight face."