Derek Bowers

"If you are going to take a shower while washing your car, Try and hurry because the surrounding neighbors aren't to fond of it.. Plus the hot water doesn't work to well.."

"Don't smoke on campus, I got a ticket from the oh so very nice (Cocksucking homosexual sherriff) That was there... I was smoking outside of my car and he gave me ticket! How thoughtful of him! Douche."

"If you order pizza from here, Their sauce is homemade, They have a tangy tart sauce, And a sweet sauce.. Get your pizza mixed with both sauces. Its amazing! Also, Be sure to try the "Blonde Pizza" A+"

"If they are loud and you can't concentrate you just do bird calls until EACH and EVERYONE of them LEAVE! :) <3"

"For your own good, Don't let the girls get to CLOSE to YOU. Some of them smell straight like CATFISH! So fair warning to all."

"The most notorious and dangerous criminals in Southern Indiana reside here. Just coming to visit someone could coincidently cost you your own life!"