Del

"Do not take the piggy away from the ween. He will pee on everything you own. And probably bite you."

"Never ending pasta bowl! Awwww yeaahhh!"

"If you ain't here to party take yo broke ass home."

"Give your bananas and spaghetti to Slinky and maybe he won't piss on your stuff.... Maybe...."

"When walking inside... One must prepare themselves for the qwa qwa to jump all over them. If a person doesn't prepare, they will be left with the all mighty qwa qwa scratches."

"Shuttle is never on time. Leave way earlier than you need to."