David Sheen

"Literally quite good."

"This place is awful. Avoid."

"Absolute Rubbish. Guys, you need to actually COOK those black beans."

"Avoid. As simple as that. Avoid."

"Naming a bar after a Nazi sympathiser is a bold move, but with cocktails this good, what's a little fascism between friends?"

"The chocolate peanut butter thing might harden your arteries just by looking at it but damn, that's some good shit."