David Hannes

"Estate Jewelry is always 50% off,"

"They have had a Christmas sale the last two years where you take a little bag off a toy Christmas tree and inside is a little coupon inside where you can get 30%, 40%, 50% off your jewelry purchase."

"The preparation staff at this location are woefully incompetent. 2x in a row you screwed up my order. Everything Bagel w/ lox, light on the onion & chives shmear. Not 2 tomatoes, no lox, heavy shmear."

"Bet on the horses, stay for the wings :-)"

"Do you like selling pizzas? Yes? Then answer your frigging phone! You send callers right to an annoying automated message. Our online order is wrong. 6 minutes you kept me on hold. Keep it!"

"KFC advertises a 10 for 10 chicken meal on their menu.The drive through order lady informed me that the 10 for 10 campaign ended. Really? Not according to your BIG SIGN. Honor what you advertise!"