"No gluten free chicken options available. Everything is fried in the same fryer. “Gluten-friendly” options are claimed, but to a celiac, that’s like “just a little bit of poison”."
Südstaaten / Soul
· Saint Louis Park, USA
"Welcome to the Sterile Mart. Hope you like bright white and blue."
"Guessing game: When will the 365 building rent out the corner retail spots?"
Busbahnhof
· Minneapolis, USA
"Sith Cherry, Gungan Grape, and Lightsaber Lime."
Lounge
· Minneapolis, USA
"Ticket counter opens 2 hours before departure. If you get there early, prepare to stand around pointlessly."
Terminal
· Harlingen, USA
"Or, as I like to call it, Mau5ton."