Crystal Chamberlin

"January promos are up! But any kit from sexyandtan.com and get a week free! Buy two months, get one FREE! 15% off all lotions!"

"Nothing on this road! If you think you'll need to pee you better stop at the first gas station you find!"

"Prices are low, food is pretty good. If your order the side of shrimp tempura you will also get tempura asparagus and broccoli in the basket."

"Watch out for large groups of deer! They will come out of nowhere and just book it past you! Cool to watch, but a little unnerving."

"Walk-ins starting at $7! Students get special pricing on all packages. $1 lotion samples, knowledgeable staff, relaxing atmosphere. Come warm up at Southern Tan!"

"Mango tango sorbet is the BEST."