Christopher Lantz

"Pause. And read the plaque."

"Ask the proprietor fir some pi(e). He will give you some or be forced to perform a stupid human trick."

"Try the Garlic Garlic with a 3 spice. An experience for your immune system."

"Keep your eye pit for the Blue Bat."

"I'm Christoph Lantz and I approve of the Can Can's Christoph."

"While here, one should grab a strand of the alternative timeline to add to one's own."