Robin Cramp

"FYI - the never stick to the advertised opening times. Lucky to ever see them open beyond a match day"

"Far side of the lake you'll find #petespew - relax and take in the view. Tag up your pictures #petespew"

"Looking shiny shiny from the lobby following a refit, but rest assured the rooms still hold their early 90's decor appeal if that's you thing."

"It'll always be Scratchwood Services to me..."

"God it stinks in here! A special on the deodorant aisle wouldn't go a miss!"

"Be sure to take a deeeep breath when going to the gents - the stench is off the scale! :/"