Cory Shorkey

"If you're under 40 don't even bother walking through the door. You'll be treated like a child and basically ignored, despite having been a previous client years earlier."

"Someone needs to stop playing terrible music between bands. Seriously, worst selection ever."

"Mike and rey have seemingly mastered the mexican restaurant where you can order you food in spanish or english and feel like a regular either way."

"Here's a tip. Go to miguels cantina. This place is horrible and just taking the overflow bussiness from the hills. The salsa is terrible, the margaritas have more sprite than anything else."

"The water street wheat tastes good but smells of raw sewege, stick the the wit's organic!"